DETOX FACILITY COMMENTS ON ARTIE LANGE
Howard 100 News reporter Lisa G spoke with the operations director of the Hippocrates Health Institute in West Palm Beach Florida, where Artie Lange apparently received treatment over the past week. Director Scott Josephson calls Hippocrates, “not really a rehab facility. People come here to detox and cleanse your life... the detox side is about healthy weight achievement, cleansing up your insides and really clearing your head out in a lot of ways.” Josephson says Artie was welcome to leave the facility at any time as long as he’s sticking to the program.

WHAT DOES THE PRESIDENT LOOK LIKE NAKED?
Howard 100 News contributor and frequent Stern Show guest Mr. Skin reveals that he has seen President Elect Barack Obama's bare butt, twice. Up until recently Mr. Skin was a member of Obama's health club in Chicago and over the last few years he would see him in the locker room. Skin says, quote, "Twice I saw him from the back, so I can't give you any indications if he swings left or right." Mr. Skin says Obama has no cellulite on his butt.

SAT RADIO ADS ON OLD FASHIONED RADIO INFURIATE FORMER STERN STATION
The radio ads promoting Sirius XM featuring Howard Stern’s voice have apparently infuriated the beleaguered troops over at KRock. A source in a position to know acknowledges the Sirius ad voiced by Howard ran all day and ruffled many feathers.

SIRIUS XM DR RADIO AGAINST COLONICS
Dr. Kimberly Deore of Sirius XM Doctor Radio is speaking out against Robin Quivers’ practice of receiving colonics, as Robin did over the holiday break. She says, “You should never be completely cleaned out except for a colonoscopy. You should have stool in all parts of your colon and small bowel. It’s part of absorbing nutrients from food, creating stool and exiting it out of the rectal vault. It's normal.” Dr. Deore says the colon is a natural washing machine and you should let it do its job. And if you get enough fiber in your diet, your stool are will be well formed and your colon will do the job it’s supposed to do.